i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is wine microwaveable?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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