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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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