sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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