I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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