So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
