I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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