I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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