my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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