you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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