When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
