I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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