I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Randomize
