New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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