i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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