just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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