Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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