My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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