lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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