We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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