she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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