Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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