found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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