Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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