i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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