she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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