I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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