Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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