I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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