Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i think i have herpe
just one?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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