Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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