Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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