My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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