in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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