I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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