i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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