I just saw a hot homeless man
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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