break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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