Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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