Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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