I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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