The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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