he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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