Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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