He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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