hotel room ftw
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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