sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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