Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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