did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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