So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I forget how to act sober
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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