So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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