and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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